This will be a quick update on my blog before I leave for Japan.

Yes, I'm going!

Got selected for the trip and all, and today's the day! Woots! Wish me luck in using Japanese, my first since learning it... Anyway, I'm flying tonight around 11-12am, so don't bother sending me or receive me, cause I'll be back only on Thursday night, around 11pm plus too.

We got back our report books yesterday, I was thrilled! Let me tell you my Common Test grades first: English - 22/25, Maths - 43/50 (improved!), HCL - 75.5/100 (dropped, :( ), Science - 40/50 (improved), History - 46/50... Got highest in the level for History and (I think) English too... Yay! Improved lots this term, especially Maths, from B4 to A1! As for my report book, well... I got 7 A1s this term! Yay!

I am so happy! Well, let this trip be my reward, I've got the feeling that I did very very well, this time. I was so shocked with my History marks, I only got A2 last year... Anyway, I gotta go now, I'll be back to update on my Japan trip! Bon Voyage to me!

Found this off Ebay. It's ultra hilarious, though I feel sad for the woman... Read on!

"UP FOR AUCTION ARE ONE EMPTY ANSELL CONDOM PACKET (SIZE small) AND A PHOTO OF THE PAIR OF 'THE TART'S' BLACK LACEY KNICKERS (SIZE HUMONGOUS)
IT SEEMS I HAD VIOLATED EBAY'S SECONDHAND CLOTHES POLICY BY OFFERING 'THE TART'S' (HER NAME'S KYLIE I HAVE SINCE FOUND OUT) ACTUAL KNICKERS UP FOR AUCTION PREVIOUSLY
I CAN ONLY NOW OFFER A PHOTO OF THE SAID KNICKERS AND HAVE ADJUSTED THE STARTING PRICE ACCORDINGLY........ PERSONALLY, I DID THINK AU0.99c WAS A BIT AMBITIOUS BUT, AS THEY ARE SO HUGE, I THOUGHT THEY MAY MAKE SOMEONE A NICE SHAWL OR EVEN BETTER, SOMETHING FOR HALLOWEEN PERHAPS............

SO HERE'S THE STORY SO FAR.........
Once upon a time there was a women who, after 22 years of marriage, found evidence that the soon to be ex-husband, had had 'The Tart' in their marital bed this very afternoon. This low life deceitful son-of-a-person ( I'm all for political correctness) blatently denied that this event took place even though the evidence is irrefutable and is now up for auction on e-bay.
The first tiny warning bells started ringing around about the same time a text message was received by the wife stating 'Where are you darling, I'm waiting'. As the wife had left the soon to be ex-husband at home only a couple of hours earlier to go to work, she thought it somewhat strange getting a message of that ilk from him. After a while curiosity got the better of her and with some trepidation, she decided to go home after telling her boss she had an upset stomach, which was no lie.

When she arrived home an hour or so later, everything seemed normal but she couldn't shake the feeling that something wasn't quite right. His car was parked in the drive-way where she had seen it earlier on and when she got inside, there he was infront of the T.V. watching a DVD as usual. She explained she wasn't feeling too well and said she was going to lie down for a while. His re-action to this was a bit odd to say the least. 'Why don't you lie down here on the couch for a while and I'll get you a cup of tea', he said. That was her first clue that something really was amiss here. Call him chauvinistic if you want and you would be right because this low-life had never made her a cup of tea in over 22 years of marriage.... so why offer now. Yep, you guessed it, he didn't want her going into the bedroom.... now why was that you may ask.

She concluded later that 'The 'Tart' must have been in the process of getting her ass dressed and out of there pronto when she had unexpectedly arrived home. Of course she made a bee line for the bedroom then, with soon to be ex-hubby on her heels and apart from an unmistakable aroma of some cheap perfume resembling nail polish remover hanging in the air, nothing seemed to be different - except for one thing. Oh, you men, you will never understand why we have those, annoying to you though they may be, throw pillows and cushions on a bed and what they mean to us women. They are aesthetically important to our decor and when you see them piled up on a chair in a corner of the room, instead of on the bed where you arranged them a few hours ago, those tiny warning bells you heard earlier were now starting to sound like 'Big Ben'.

Walking over to the bed, she started slowly taking it apart whilst the soon to be ex-husband stood in the doorway watching. Initially, when she first took the doona cover off, she was sure he just thought she was going to have a lie down but he was oh so very wrong. After the doona was deposited on the floor, she picked up her pillow, turned it over, checked under where it had been and then threw it on the floor. Then came his pillow, she picked it up and here was where she found the first of the two items up for auction - an empty condom packet. With forefinger and thumb, it was gently lifted from the bed and dangled in front of the soon to be ex-husband's nose. He had, by then, turned a lovely shade of red and you could see his mind was racing,... 'how the hell am I going to get out of this'. He then said the only inane thing he could come up with at the time which was, 'What's that?'. As a couple, they had not used condoms for many years, or at least she hadn't, but surely that didn't mean he could have forgotten what one looked like! For some reason, she continued to strip the bed and when the top sheet was removed the location of the 2nd item up for auction, 'The Tart's' knickers, were discovered at the foot of the bed.
Explanations were needed pronto and would you beleive it, he actually came up with some. They were all a pack of lies and instead of admitting it, apologizing and starting to grovel, this is what he came up with. 'I dropped my phone down the toilet, I didn't want to put my hands down there and I could't get it out with the toilet brush so I used a condom because I couldn't find any rubber gloves'. Well, well, well, that was thinking on your feet eh!

She thought she had heard it all now but figured she would see how big a hole he really was keen to dig for himself so she then asked. 'When was that then and where did you get the condom from?'. He replied, 'It happened just after you left for work and I rummaged around and found one in the pocket of an old jacket in the wardrobe'. 'So how is your phone then, is it working?' she asked... 'No, it's stuffed', he replied. 'So how do you explain sending me a text message a couple of hours after I was at work then'. 'What message? It wasn't from me, my phone's not working', he replied but noticed he had gone a funny shade of green as it began to sink in that he had actually sent the text to her by mistake. 'What about these knickers then, what are they doing in our bed and whose are they', she asked thinking to herself, this will be good. She wasn't disappointed, as blatant as lies go, it was a classic. 'Sorry love, I've been meaning to tell you for years but I am a closet transvestite and they are mine'.


10 out of 10 for trying buddy but your out of here........ systematically his clothes were gathered up and thrown out the front door along with 'The 'Tart's' knickers which, after second thoughts, were scooped up and retrieved. YES, there really is a God for it started to rain then. Not just that fine rain which gets on your damn nerves but bucket loads of torrential rain which the soon to be ex-husband found himself standing in whilst calling the soon to be ex-missus all the names under the sun. He was gathering up his wet soggy clothes and the photo she had thrown at him of them outside the church on their wedding day (she thought that maybe a nice touch) when he screamed out for his car keys and wallet. Off she went to get them and with no hesitation, handed them over and told him to get lost in no uncertain terms then watched as he drove away. Dangling in her hand was the key she had slipped off his keyring, to the soon to be ex-husband's 'Harley Hog', his pride and joy - which brings me nicely to the next item that will probably be sold on Ebay at a start price of AU0.99c and of course, with no reserve!
AND THAT'S THE STORY SO FAR...... HAPPY BIDDING

SELLER'S TERMS AND CONDITIONS
PAYMENT WITHIN 24 HOURS FROM END OF AUCTION VIA PAYPAL (OR MONEY ORDER WITHIN AUSTRALIA) AND IN AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS ONLY PLEASE�
WORLDWIDE POSTAGE AND HANDLING $2.00AU"

Well, it can be found on this URL: http://bestof.ebay.com.au/item.php?id=1103


I mean, wow, it's one of the best items there, lol. I love the "story", it was sooooooo amusing, I couldn't stop laughing...

Anyway, I need to "report" the past 2 weeks' happenings. Ok, on 2nd August, I went for the NDP Preview at Marine Bay. It was spectacular! I mean, the atmosphere is so great there! Though I was a little bored since there were many older people who weren't enthu... Missed the time where there were students only! That was the real GOOD. Everyone would be so enthu! Sigh.

On Wednesday last week, we had our Drama competition. Since HCL was after recess, we went to the hall for a last minute rehearsal. Then we got to skip Science as a bonus! We had to report to the hall then... Lol. Well, that made me worried for our Science Common Test... Anyway, we won 2nd prize instead this year and 戴、黄老师 treated the winners (1st and 2nd) to pizzas on Friday yesterday.

We had our Charity Bazaar on Friday, 8/8/08. Wow, nice numbers. No wonder we "fa" that day... Everything was sold out and we had a profit of more than $300! Haha. We sold fishballs, otahs, marshmallow treats and coffee ice-blended. We can't possibly sell out coffee though... But I'm so happy that I managed both events so well!

Anyway, on the following Tuesday, we started our Common Test... Sianz. (That reminds me of WenHui. Lol.) Anyway, we had our HCL first, then Science, History and finally Maths. All I can say is that all of them are disasters! Sigh. I know my English results already... 22/25! Yay! I think highest in class too! Haha. Just got A1 for HCL, not a good mark. Sigh. At least they are still not bad...

Went out today to the library with my CLDDS friends to do some projects... Almost all the Sec2 members (BangGuo, JunYuan, Angie, AiJing and me, :) )were there, apart from Jordan. 2 sec1s too, XueYin and LiShan, went too. We did cards for the graduating members, and then we went to IMM for dinner. XueYin went off at around 2.30pm, then LiShan went off 3 hours later, where we ate dinner. We stayed there till about 7.45pm, discussing about the farewell party for CLDDS too. Dunno which idiot sabo me siah... I'm the person-in-charge of 文书, and when I checked all the online translations, it was "copy clerk". What the fuck.

Well, I'm really excited to know my results for common test. Well, I did study hard this time around, for Maths only. Haha. I desperately need to pull up my grades for it too. Oh well, we can just wait till Monday.

See, I am so kind to you all... I am going to update today. Haha.
Anyway, I shall tell you about the past week's events, since many things happened...
On Sunday, I went to SP's Band Concert. They were simply fantastic. Especially their saxophone section.:) They are the best, this year.

What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Mae is your soulmate. You truly love Aijing. You consider LeShan your true friend. You know that RouYi is always thinking of you. You'll remember PeiXuan for the rest of your life. You secretly think Nicole is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times. You secretly think that PeiShi is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker. You secretly think that ZhiAn is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that ZhiAn changes lovers faster than underwear. You secretly think YiFan is shy and nonconfrontational. And that YiFan has a hidden internet romance.

Lol. Just got the urge to do some quizzes yesterday. Did some with Nicole on the phone too. We talked like for more an an hour! Lol. I just feel so bored these days. Next week, we will be having the Charity Bazaar and the Drama competition, then it will be common test! Oh the stress!

Oh yeah, we had a performance at Jurong Green CC today, early in the morning. I had realised one awful truth. Our band is really... bad... I wanted to cry when I came to know it. Besides, I had that some schools' bands were fantastic, like the military band in Bukit Panjang Govt. High. Oh, Harsha's studying there... Oh well, we shall work hard to get Gold next year! I don't want to waste my years in band... Especially now that I have passion for it. I lost my for drama just recently. I do not have the heart to act anymore... The roles in school don't suit me. I have to decide between the SYFs I want to go too... either band or CLDDS... Anyway, I am going to reboot my computer now. Good luck to me!